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VLAD THE IMPALER - More of a vampire than Edward Cullen


TAGS: vlad the impaler
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - August 2, 2011, 2:51 pm
Was turned into a movie, starring Gary Oldman
mariand - August 1, 2011, 2:00 pm
@Alixian 1.Never give lessons of History of Romanians to a romanian 2.I've learned about what I've said, I don't speak from wikipedia 3.YOU NEVER WATCHED Bram Stoker's Dracula because that's a novel 4.He was called Draculea, spelled in english Drakulya
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:50 am
True, but have you never watched Bram Stoker's Dracula, and of course his Romanian surname was Drakulya
mariand - July 29, 2011, 12:27 pm
Vlad Tepes, alias Dracula... more of an ruler than a vampire
Coombsy007 - July 28, 2011, 7:30 pm
Thats not hard my mrs tampon is more of a vampitre than him :-p


WHY VLAD IS THE IMPALER - After being sodomized by a Turkish official as a boy, he swore the next time someone tried to "invade his lands" he'd see how they liked it.


TAGS: prince vlad dracula vampire impaler
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by wampyre

Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 6:46 pm
It's hard to notice when he's better than me..
Claire - December 25, 2010, 1:48 pm
Obviously not, or his spelling and grammar would be a little better.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
you got OCD or something pal?
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:36 am
Hawemla sci-fi network said the same thing about the gold, it was all about how he was jumping from religion to religion swearing allegiance to diferent countries to get help defeating the turks.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:31 am
sorry my computer is acting as funny as my 10-year old cousin
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:30 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
440wakeup - December 25, 2010, 7:29 am
the SCI-FI network said it was his brother, the one he got the blood transfusion from. And that he only done the saxon and venetian traders that sold the kids to the TURKS.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:28 am
not that my grandfather was around back then, it's a story told in the family.
Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:27 am
My mom comes from a village nearby Vlad's castle in Romania.My grandfather says sure he was brutal but back in those days, you could leave all your gold in the street and return a month later, and find it intact, nobody dared to steal. still sucks though.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:43 pm
I remember doing a presentation on this guy. First question asked: Do you think he was compensating? Honestly, thinking back, he might have been.


THIS CHRISTMAS -




CRUTCH -


TAGS: crutch wrong impale injury
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by james

LD0ne - August 24, 2009, 12:03 pm
OWWWWIIIEE :(
Phage - May 7, 2009, 3:28 am
Natural 1's are a bitch...
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:48 pm
should of used "Walking Stick"
Fatty - May 6, 2009, 1:57 pm
His +2 kick didn't roll very well.


THREESOME - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: bull horn impale
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by motinet

derk91 - November 2, 2011, 4:22 pm
ans from that day forth those 2 men never made another noise when they passed gas.
Iconoclast - October 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
I've never understood those who "run with the bulls" year after year - including a colleague who has done it for more than 15 years. I just figure that he is proving that he really is "nuts".


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